Monthly Archives: March 2011

What is Marketing?


1.You see a handsome guy at a party.You go up to him and say: “I am very rich.Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing”

2.You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of ur frnz goes upto him and pointing at u says:”she’s very rich.”Marry her.” – That’s Advertising”

3.You’re at a party and see handsome guy. He walks up to u nd says:”u are very rich!”Can u marry ! Me?” – That’s Brand Recognition”

4.You see a handsome *some text missing* guy at a party.U go upto him nd say:”I m very rich.Mary me!” nd he introduces u to his wife.-“That’s demand and supply gap”

5.You see a handsome guy at a party.U go upto him nd before u say:”I m rich,Marry me!”ur husband arrives.-“That’s restriction for entering new markets”..

p.s –> one of the hilarious mails i received.