Daily Archives: May 30, 2011

Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?!?!?

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Just while clearing the interests section of my matrimonial profile(yeah..kinda sucks but I do break a lot many hearts 😦 ) I came across a few I thought to share with you all. I mean my mum has been complaining about rejecting and not accepting many, so this post is for her. Even though she’s read it, I am compiling it for her convenience sake so that she stops what she’s been upto(read- eating my head) 😦

1. Hyeeeeee (typical harriott type of small wonder..geez :-x) .. you are the one I   have been looking for. Please accept my interest.  Thank you. See even the computer fills what I fill for you.. (well this guy meant “feel” as the response sometimes is computer generated when you send a request, and zapped me of all the feelings for him) 😐

 

2.  Hi, I am Master.ABC, working with an MNC, Multi National Company, (like I don’t know what MNC stands for!! ), wanting to be a Mr soon. Accept my interest!! (total wteff moment!!) 😐

 

3. Hello. My name- Mr.J.  I am a good charactarised man. I want to run my life happily. I expect the good minded and beautiful slim girl to marry me soon who may be in the same caste . If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. (sure, like to hit you with a broom..huh) 😡

 

4. Hiii. To Viewers My Name is S , I am single i don’t have female, I am not a good education.. if u like me u welcome to my heart…when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards S. (peek-a-boo to his heart ) 😉

 

5. I want very simple Seeta girl. from brahmin educated family from maharashtra state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA , GAYATRI MANTRA  and other homework. (Yearite!!! after doing ENGG and MBA you expect me to do homework) :/

 

6. Hi. I am Rxxxxxxxxxx Mxxxxxxx Yxxxxxxxx ( the typical ones who’s name can finish off your pen’s ink, and imagine if I have to add my name to that!! phew!!!)  Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you. (wow, smooth sailing life’s secret revealed) 😉

 

7.  Mr. X here. I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot.(**yawn**) If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..hold my hand forever !!! (wow!! the DDLJ’s RAJ effect 😛 )

 

8. This one’s my favourite, “Hi, Mr. L here, I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast.” (yes he actually wrote cast 😛 )

 

9.  Hi, cn v cht n gt 2 knw b4 bng enggd. (typical chatty-guy whose already accepted that we will be engaged)

 

10. Killer of all was this– ” Haye, i am a good looking boy ,who has the capability to make any body to lough.i believe in god  and according to me friends are the real messenger of god. The 3 things i am looking from a girl ,they are-

A. They must believe in god.

B. They have to like my proffesion and they should not get bored with me when i will try to make them lough. (mus be a pjer!!)

C. Whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp ( I think he meant ‘ghar ka chirag‘ )

Now, these were just few of the ones I came across and I can go on n on with it. Its a tough task to find a nice and decent guy out of the plethora of sample and fake ones. So dearies please connect me to the ones who do not fall in the above criterion and are truly prince charming 🙂

 

P.S –>  So mum,  if I genuinely find someone nice, I will let you know. 🙂

 

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Things women do say about guys and aren’t afraid to say it….

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1. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.

2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet bowl.

3. If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your payday.

4. Please don’t drive when you’re not driving.

5. The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubbernecking at miniskirts.

6. If only women gossip, how do you and your buddies keep track of “who’s easy?!?!”

7. Stop telling us that most male actors are gay: WE DON’T CARE!!!

8. Start parting and combing your hair to one side early in life: You’ll never see the island coming.

9. Your contributions to your child should go above and beyond that chromosome you unselfishly sacrificed.

10. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder level.

11. You can tell us that we are beautiful even without ogling other women.

12. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

13. No don’t cut your hair. Ever.

14. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

15. Don’t ask me what I’m thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss

16. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

17. If you don’t allow us to wear Victoria’s Secret, don’t expect us to act like “Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi”  bahus. Period.

18. Consider Shopping a mini-vacation. We need it, just like you do.

***Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.***