Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?!?!?

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Just while clearing the interests section of my matrimonial profile(yeah..kinda sucks but I do break a lot many hearts 😦 ) I came across a few I thought to share with you all. I mean my mum has been complaining about rejecting and not accepting many, so this post is for her. Even though she’s read it, I am compiling it for her convenience sake so that she stops what she’s been upto(read- eating my head) 😦

1. Hyeeeeee (typical harriott type of small wonder..geez :-x) .. you are the one I   have been looking for. Please accept my interest.  Thank you. See even the computer fills what I fill for you.. (well this guy meant “feel” as the response sometimes is computer generated when you send a request, and zapped me of all the feelings for him) 😐

 

2.  Hi, I am Master.ABC, working with an MNC, Multi National Company, (like I don’t know what MNC stands for!! ), wanting to be a Mr soon. Accept my interest!! (total wteff moment!!) 😐

 

3. Hello. My name- Mr.J.  I am a good charactarised man. I want to run my life happily. I expect the good minded and beautiful slim girl to marry me soon who may be in the same caste . If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. (sure, like to hit you with a broom..huh) 😡

 

4. Hiii. To Viewers My Name is S , I am single i don’t have female, I am not a good education.. if u like me u welcome to my heart…when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards S. (peek-a-boo to his heart ) 😉

 

5. I want very simple Seeta girl. from brahmin educated family from maharashtra state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA , GAYATRI MANTRA  and other homework. (Yearite!!! after doing ENGG and MBA you expect me to do homework) :/

 

6. Hi. I am Rxxxxxxxxxx Mxxxxxxx Yxxxxxxxx ( the typical ones who’s name can finish off your pen’s ink, and imagine if I have to add my name to that!! phew!!!)  Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you. (wow, smooth sailing life’s secret revealed) 😉

 

7.  Mr. X here. I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot.(**yawn**) If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..hold my hand forever !!! (wow!! the DDLJ’s RAJ effect 😛 )

 

8. This one’s my favourite, “Hi, Mr. L here, I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast.” (yes he actually wrote cast 😛 )

 

9.  Hi, cn v cht n gt 2 knw b4 bng enggd. (typical chatty-guy whose already accepted that we will be engaged)

 

10. Killer of all was this– ” Haye, i am a good looking boy ,who has the capability to make any body to lough.i believe in god  and according to me friends are the real messenger of god. The 3 things i am looking from a girl ,they are-

A. They must believe in god.

B. They have to like my proffesion and they should not get bored with me when i will try to make them lough. (mus be a pjer!!)

C. Whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp ( I think he meant ‘ghar ka chirag‘ )

Now, these were just few of the ones I came across and I can go on n on with it. Its a tough task to find a nice and decent guy out of the plethora of sample and fake ones. So dearies please connect me to the ones who do not fall in the above criterion and are truly prince charming 🙂

 

P.S –>  So mum,  if I genuinely find someone nice, I will let you know. 🙂

 

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17 responses »

  1. hasun hasun pot dukhun aala.. kharach ashe sample ahet ka? hya weekendla tujhya tai la tula bhetaych aahe.. ghari yete?

  2. aahet..kharach aahet..y don’t you both come over this sunday? aaku bhau n jigna bhabi are coming down from baroda..lunch lach yaa..mag me dakhavte maajha matrimony sites cha pitara.. 😀

  3. Thats a part and parcel of it..but tu shaadi kar jaldi-jaldi se. mainu dance-shance karna teri shaadi vich.. 😛

  4. r u serious?i always told you to go for a love-marriage..but the adamant you!! ab bhugto!lol..well on a serious note,good guys are surely not on matrimony websites,socialize girl..give ppl a chance to get to know you..till then goodluck.

  5. I am sailing in the same boat. Too many requests but none worthwhile. And let me tell you I have been looking for one simple decent well versed guy for the past 7 years. Its a tough job. You’ve just started it seems, welcome aboard and ATB.

    • hey angelica.. it is a tuff thing to do..i agree..m not leaving hope..some1 somewhr is made for me for sure..rem vaqt se pehle aur kismat se zyada kisi ko kuch nai milta 🙂 things wud be much simpler if u undstan this!! 🙂

  6. Heena!! We always told you, you wont find the kinda guy you looking for through those sites. The ones out there are not for you. You seriously don’t so far know what you deserve. You not those kind of woman. Trust me. The post is funny but I truly know what you going through. HUGS to you honey.

    • hey smee.. anything for my parents smee..its their wish..i had my ways in almost everythin abt my life..lemme fulfill jus this wish of theirs..

    • yearite..u know ur comments actually make me believe that there r some can-do-anythin kinda fans.. 😛 tu mujhe baksh de..

  7. You gotto be kiddin!! I never for once thought the all-smiles-cheery-beautiful-eyed girl was single!! Leave amit I can marry you. 😉 I dont mind marrying a future-billionaire-writer. 😛 hahahahah.. just kiddin. or you will throw me out of your FB list 😛

    • that last line saved u dude!! i ws abt to dethrone u from my frnds list 😛 i am single n i love it..n stop puttin nazar on my billions..u wont even get a penny outta it.. :X

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