Things women do say about guys and aren’t afraid to say it….

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1. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.

2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet bowl.

3. If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your payday.

4. Please don’t drive when you’re not driving.

5. The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubbernecking at miniskirts.

6. If only women gossip, how do you and your buddies keep track of “who’s easy?!?!”

7. Stop telling us that most male actors are gay: WE DON’T CARE!!!

8. Start parting and combing your hair to one side early in life: You’ll never see the island coming.

9. Your contributions to your child should go above and beyond that chromosome you unselfishly sacrificed.

10. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder level.

11. You can tell us that we are beautiful even without ogling other women.

12. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

13. No don’t cut your hair. Ever.

14. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

15. Don’t ask me what I’m thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss

16. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

17. If you don’t allow us to wear Victoria’s Secret, don’t expect us to act like “Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi”ย ย bahus. Period.

18. Consider Shopping a mini-vacation. We need it, just like you do.

***Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.***


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24 responses »

  1. haha..men!!! who knows them better than me!! heenz honey love you to have the guts to say it!! ๐Ÿ™‚
    keep it up.. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. As per my promise… here you go…

    Things women do say about guys and aren’t afraid to say it-
    A MAN’S RESPONSE-

    1. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.
    Whenever possible, please shut up during the movie…

    2. the next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet bowl.
    Try standing and peeing… you’ll get your answer…

    3. If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your payday.
    If the truth hurts, don’t ask us if you’re looking fat…

    4. Please don’t drive when you’re not driving.
    Please don’t drive AT ALL!!!

    5. The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubbernecking at miniskirts.
    AGAIN, the cause of the accidents are the WOMEN wearing the miniskirts…

    6. If only women gossip, how do you and your buddies keep track of “who’s easy?”
    That’s our only way of knowing where not to plant our flags…

    7. Stop telling us that most male actors are gay: WE DON’T CARE!
    Similarly, all female actresses are not sluts…

    8. Start parting and combing your hair to one side early in life: You’ll never see the island coming.
    Stop bleaching your facial hair… It’s not the color of the hair that we don’t like…

    9. Your contributions to your child should go above and beyond that chromosome you unselfishly sacrificed.
    Your contribution to your husband should go above and beyond his payday…

    10. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder level.
    Size is not everything… Research proves that smaller men make more effort…

    11. You can tell us that we are beautiful even without ogling other women.
    Where is our frame of reference then???

    12. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
    Please remember point 12 in all future arguments…

    13. No don’t cut your hair. Ever.
    Please, do cut your hair… We’re tired of getting up in the morning and searching for your face…

    14. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
    If you ask a question you expect a certain answer to… give us the script before-hand…

    15. Don’t ask me what I’m thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
    Don’t ask us what we are thinking unless you are prepared to discuss sports…

    16. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
    Foreign actors are best left to foreigners…

    17. If you don’t allow us to wear Victoria’s Secret, don’t expect us to act like “Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi” bahus. Period.
    If we do allow you to wear Victoria’s Secret, would you act like the typical bahus???

    18. Consider Shopping a mini-vacation. We need it, just like you do.
    Consider going out with guys a mini-vacations… we need it just as u need shopping…

    ***Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.***
    ***Women are like FAX MACHINES… Useful for one very specific purpose… but otherwise, just high maintenance paperweights…

      • excuse me… i wish god prevails sm sense in men as well..for long they’ve been the lesser mortals… ๐Ÿ˜

      • Lesser mortal??? that did not make sense to me…

        and women… please stop acting like you’ll are God’s gift to men… now I’m not saying that men are God’s gift to women either… but, if you want men to ‘understand’ you’ll, it’s time you’ll learn to understand men as well…

  3. @Darryl
    I thought I would make a few additions to the blogpost… But after reading your work, dude- RESPECT!

    @Heena
    I am sorry but good girls are a rarer find than good boys. Find me 3 boys who gel better with girls (and are not gay) and I ll find you 10 girls who gel better with boys. Men are just more fun ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. hey arshat
    m flattered that u blessed my blogsite with ur esteemed presence ๐Ÿ™‚
    men are fun but if they keep their ego aside.. thats totally my observation.. sometimes they jus take too long to reveal themselves and we are bored to go to the other end of eternity u c.. with girls i believe its still the issue of “kaun kya kahega”.. so i guess it wil have another eons for them to come out of closet… as far as darryl is concerned read his blogpost.. u’ll fall in love with him.. amazingly beautiful poetry straight outta heart.. ๐Ÿ™‚

    p.s- now darryl.. i do gv credit where its needed ๐Ÿ™‚

    • My dear Heena… if you still think this way, then you are living in the 80s… trust me when I say, women of today are not scared of coming out of the closet… and I tell you this from personal experience – women get bored far more faster then men… for them, men are become like fashion accessories… then like one style one day, and ditch them for another the next… just to ensure that they are going steady with the current trend… they are hypocrites who want their men for themselves… and expect the men to accept that they are ‘close-friends’ with every other guy… now, I’m not saying that all women are like this… but the world has definitely evolved… and so have the women…

      • Darryl!!!! r u alrite?!?! i mean… u r the feminist i knew.. what u said is a possibility but i really have good women around me(touchwood).. for them a companion is a life long committment and they would go to any extent to be with them..boredom does not arise coz these women believe in the sanctity of a relationship.. i guess i havent spoken to u in a long long while.. meet me on gmail..take care

      • arre baba… I still am a feminist… and I mentioned in the last couple of lines – “now, Iโ€™m not saying that all women are like thisโ€ฆ but the world has definitely evolvedโ€ฆ and so have the womenโ€ฆ”

  5. rani
    i thought it was only us with whom you fight with those nari-mukti sambhashan..
    ithe hi lihila ka?!?! wah!!
    darrylcha mala jast avadla.. sorry ..

    regards
    jiju n di

    • naari-mukti?!?! feminist sounds much better nahi.. ๐Ÿ˜‰
      darryl tar opportunitiesach shodhat asto bhandayla.. ๐Ÿ˜›
      pan do chk his blog..awesome poems he writes.. ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. how on earth can i miss reading this.. best of your work..n v r “like helmets and look silly”..i’ll tk the “badla” soon.. ๐Ÿ˜› bt on a serious note..its awsm.. ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. Looks like lot of drama going between Men and Woman issue here ๐Ÿ˜€ i just want to say good work done to the lady and also i would like to remind her that ”Men will be Men” either you love them or leave them :P. I have read many blogs like this and i appreciate the writers feeling here for men but i would suggest one thing ” Men are wonderful every woman should have one ” ๐Ÿ˜‰ good luck with your exams.
    Cheers,

    Sid

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